#I can't breathe!
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things i learned today:
solas could've avoided this whole mess and probably had enough free time to take lavellan on a nice little date if he just took up archdemon hunting instead of all the rituals and the other dastardly deeds
lucanis won't romance rook if they go to minrathous but will romance neve because despite saying he's cool, he's not cool
everyone's nice and no one has slaves or anything because *checks forearm* the blight
all your companions get along with you and each other because also the blight
even though he's like, really manipulative and uses people all the time, solas accumulated but then gave up an entire army's worth of spies and agents because he decided he wasn't ready for a management position
red lyrium isn't really around because—and you are not gonna believe this—the blight
solas just lies. all the time, outright, to everyone. so I guess he was actually only super careful to not ever actively lie in Inquisition as like a fun little challenge to himself
tying the veil to his life force (you know, the guy who couldn't even take down an archdemon on his own and actually just got his ass beat so is not in great shape in the best ending) fully repaired the veil! \o/ don't ask how you wouldn't understand it it's not a big—
everyone near minrathous is cured of the blight! but @ everyone else you may be entitled to compensation 🥀
the only ritual solas has ever gotten or will ever get right is cleansing the idol into the ritual dagger. good thing too bc it was way more dangerous than this one. other than that, wrong about everything ever
elven magic is like not that big a deal, dude
the griffons are, unfortunately, long-term fucked
the elves don't see the crossroads differently anymore because uh.. because....... war
spite does not get involved in rookanis sexytimes. so perhaps him spreading his wings was actually just in preparation to leave bc ew they're kissing gross
NO ONE cares about the goddamn spirits
#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#dav spoilers#dragon age critical#bioware critical#solas#lucanis dellamorte#fucking hell that ama made me take up smoking#just kidding i already can't breathe but emotionally i'm lighting up#ooh fic idea in an effort to get spite out rook and lucanis fuck so so nasty until spite cant take it anymore and jumps into a pig or whate#for posterity.. this is a brief summary of the bioware devs' reddit AMA on 12/4#(the salt is an aftermarket addition)
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Dreams of you all the time Feels so good when we're together, love
#ofmd#our flag means death#ofmd fanart#stede bonnet#blackbeard#ofmd s2#ofmd season 2#ofmd spoilers#im crying#they're so back and i can't breathe#so special to me((#I've never drawn people kissing so I don't even no what's happening#blackbonnet#ed teach
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you're in the habit of denying yourself things.
if someone asked you directly, you would say that you love a little treat. you like iced coffee and getting the cookie. you drink juice out of a fancy cup sometimes, and often do use your candles until they gutter out helplessly.
but you hesitate about buying the 20 dollar hand mixer because, like. you could just use your arms. you weren't raised rich. you don't get to just spend the 20 dollars (remember when that could cover lunch?), at least - you don't spend that without agonizing over it first, trying to figure out the cost-benefits like you are defending yourself in front of a jury. yes, this rice cooker could seriously help you. but you do know how to make stovetop rice and it really isn't that hard. how many pies or brownies would you actually make, in order to make that hand mixer worthwhile?
what's wild is that if the money was for a friend, it would already be spent. you'd fork over 40 without blinking an eye, just to make them happy. the difference is that it's for you, so you need to justify it.
and it sneaks in. you ration yourself without meaning to - you don't finish the pint of ice cream, even though you want to. the next time you go to the store, you say ah, i really shouldn't, and then you walk away. you save little bits of your precious things - just in case. sometimes you even go so far as putting that one thing in your shopping cart. and then just leaving it there, because maybe-one-day, but not right now, there's other stuff going on.
you do self-care, of course. but you don't do it more than like, 3 days in a row. after that it just feels a little bit over-the-edge. like. you can't live in decadence, the economy is so bad right now, kid.
so you don't buy the rice cooker. you can-and-will spend the time over the stove. you can withstand the little sorrows. denial and discipline are practically synonyms. and you're not spoiled.
it's just - it's not always a rice cooker. sometimes it is a person or a job or a hug. sometimes it is asking for help. sometimes it is the summer and your college degree. sometimes it is looking down at scabbed knees and feeling a strange kind of falling, like you can't even recognize the girl you used to be. sometimes it is your handprint looking unsteady.
sometimes it is tuesday, and you didn't get fired, and you want to celebrate. but what is it you like, even? you search around your little heart and come up empty. you're so used to denying that all your desires draw a blank.
oh fuck. see, this is the perfect opportunity. if you had a mixer, you'd make a cake.
#warm up#this isn't good#writeblr#this is complicated by the fact i can't stand up too long or i fuckken pass out and <3 hit my damn head <3#but i did take a deep breath and buy myself the stupid rice cooker#and!!! a very cheap sushi kit!!! i have been wanting to try making sushi for literally YEARS#the kit was only like 15 dollars!!!! and i haven't purchased it bc?!!??!?!?!?!!?#..... i didn't get the mixer tho that felt. like a lot. like too much.#on my list is a kitchenaid. one day when i get a check and i have paid off my student debt#and medical debt#i will put that first little bit of cash#into a kitchenaid 5qt stand mixer (with attachments)#i really do just go into their refurbished section and stare lustily at each option#but yeah i feel guilty about the rice cooker even tho i know for a fact this damn thing is gonna be a lifesaver#oh shit also fuck i forgot to mention . poached eggs
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Toby getting his ass handed to him 4k
This was just supposed to be a shitpost but i got too carried away
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Og pic if you want this silly pose:
#This looks so stupid I can't breathe#im gonna pee#creepypasta#slenderman#ticci toby#toby rogers#slender mansion#my art#art#digital art#artists on tumblr
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Photobombed by his girlfriend ♥️❄️
Happy holidays everyone 🤗
#my art#zelink#zelda fanart#botw#breath of the wild#tears of the kingdom#totk#legend of zelda#loz fanart#zelda#princess zelda#I really struggle when i draw on Ipad#i did my best#your honor they are in love#he can't believe she's his girlfriend#he is never gonna get used to this#or take what they have for granted#sheik fangirl
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My children. My screams. I could not save you, little ones. Such pain. And yet, still, still I am not brave enough to die, to let go of this wretched life. I will endure, but no more babies. I cannot, will not, suffer such heartbreak again. From now on, it's me against the world.
#i don't have children i'll never have children and i don't want children and these instances always hit me so hard i can't breathe#dw spoilers#spoilers#doctor who spoilers#dwedit#doctorwhoedit#my gif#**#*dw#doctor who#modern who#ninth doctor#tenth doctor#eleventh doctor#twelfth doctor#fifteenth doctor#rose tyler#amy pond#ruby sunday#the empty child#the doctor dances#fear her#the doctor's daughter#the next doctor#the beast below#a good man goes to war#night terrors#closing time#face the raven#the return of doctor mysterio
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LANDOSCAR PLAYING STRIP POKER WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
#lando norris#f1#oscar piastri#SCREAMING#landoscar#mctwinks#i can't fucking breathe WHAT IS THAT#1k post
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"Now, the vow will be honoured, and my Lord brother's soul will return."
Radahn stans keep winning, but I personally am in Miyazaki's walls rn
#my art#shadow of the erdtree spoilers#sote spoilers#shadow of the erdtree#elden ring#godwyn prince of death#godwyn the golden#miquella the kind#miquella the unalloyed#promised consort radahn#fromsoft#i do not think critiques of radahn are as shallow as “pay $40 to fight a boss we already fought”#the dlc is good right up until the final boss#most of the new bosses are good#i loved midra and metyr and messmer and the dancing lion#radahn as consort just comes completely out of left field and just seems like a huge disconnect between the dlc and base game#radahn's story was done with the festival#and it's a good end! i like the festival and the base game radhan fight#but here he shows up again out of nowhere when godwyn is the obvious choice and a godwyn boss fight would be new and interesting#you can even still have your villain miquella story#puppeting his brother's living-but-soulless corpse unable to accept#that just because godwyn is breathing and follows his command like a deprecated computer program#even godhood can't bring his brother's soul back#his body must be slain and he must die a true death#we could have at least gotten a line of dialogue from radahn but nope#ok rant over#this pic is sloppy but idc#no cleanup we die like men#yes i know miquella's model technically has only three arms but i gave him four bc three looks silly
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imagine Skully and Yuu only being able to meet once a year on Halloween, each and every year Yuu spends as a student of NRC they never fail to meet him at the gravesite of Ramshackle. Skully sits there waiting and waiting until he sees Yuu approaching, even after they've left to return to their homeworld, he has hopes that they'll come back for one more Halloween night with him
#[ishitalks]#I CAN'T BREATHE I NEED TO DIE AFTER WRITING THIS#I FEEL SICKK 😭😭😭😭#I NEED TO BE SEDATED#twisted wonderland#twst#twisted wonderland x reader#twst x reader#skully j graves#twst skully#skully j graves x reader#skully x reader
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I can't breathe!
#takemybreathaway #GranTurismo #berlinmusic
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being aromantic is like. hey btw you're going to live a life that is the culmination of most of society's worst nightmares. sorry lol ✌️ but then you turn around and take a really good hard look at it and it turns out that living in that nightmare is fucking awesome and you get to wake up every day and take that fear that other people have and laugh and hold it close until it's a great joy for you instead. and being happy is a radical act that you define instead of someone else. and you're sexy as fuck that's just a fact of life i don't make the rules on that one
#aromantic people are just sexy i'm not making the decisions here it's just facts#course ur hot as fuck. it came free with the aromanticism#being sexy is just default settings for aromantic people 👍#hope this all helps. anyway i'm on my 'i hope i die alone <3 i can't wait to die alone <3' kick rn#i think the existential fear that people have of Not Partnering specifically is so. well.#obviously that shit is strong and it is SO awesome to be free of it.#realizing you're aro and you don't Want a partner can be such a hit to the solar plexus#cause society says that's the only thing that'll make you happy. so either you go without that thing or you force yourself#into doing something you don't want which would make you unhappy anyway.#so you think it's a lose lose situation and you have to come to terms with what amatonormativity presents as the worst possible situation#but then! whoa! turns out personhood is inherently valuable in and of itself and romantic partnering is just a construct!#and that nightmare is now your life to do with as you please... define as you will... structure as you want...#best case scenario. is what i'm saying.#every day i wake up ready to spit all that amatonormative rhetoric back in life's teeth by being alone and being happy#and it's so fucking satisfying. every day.#fucking JUBILANT being by myself. and i love being a living breathing 'fuck you' to the romantic system#you need a partner to be happy? oh that's sooo fucking crazy guess i'll go be miserable then. in my perfect fucking dream life lmao#yeah obviously it's the worst possible outcome on earth to die without a partner. so terrible. can't wait for it :)#aromantic#aromanticism#aro positivity#aroace#arospec#sorry to bitches who are sad about not having a partner. i could not give a fuck though get better soon#you couldn't EVER pay me enough to go back to a mindset in which my inherent value wasn't enough by myself.#FUCK that shit. absolutely miserable and a bad life outlook in general. like genuinely do the work w/ amatonormativity and get better#life is something that can be so fulfilling whether someone wants to kiss you or whatever or not#i'm on antidepressants and i have people i care deeply about. what the fuck would i need a partner for lmao
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my friend who doesn't watch miraculous made this when I showed them their designs
#miraculous ladybug#ml paris special#I CAN'T BREATH HJDHHDFG#emodrien#emonette#twilight#did not want credit#I asked
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i cant get over the ball being so CLEARLY all for crowley i can't get over aziraphale trying to woo him with a WHOLE FUCKING BALL because that's what he knows that's what romance IS for him because he's been wanting to dance with crowley ever since dancing was invented and he's so stuck in time with the way he dresses and talks and he still thinks a dance is the high of romance AND HE MADE A WHOLE ENTIRE FUCKING BALL FOR CROWLEY JUST SO HE COULD DANCE WITH HIM like now it's so fucking obvious he gave away his BOOKS without a second thought and it was all for crowley he organised a whole JANE AUSTEN THEME BALL just so he could have an excuse to finally dance with the love of his life and i can't get over this i'm shaking my fists and pacing up and down he did not give a single fuck about anything other than dancing with crowley and HE BARELY TOUCHED OTHER PEOPLE'S HANDS WHILE HIS WHOLE FUCKING PALM WAS PRESSED TO CROWLEY'S AND i need to lie down
#im actually not okay im never getting over this#this was actually the most romantic thing to ever happen on television prove me wrong you can't#no because he spent CENTURIES reading about and witnessing and orchestring romances and he's been wanting to living in them WITH CROWLEY al#this fucking time and crowley rescuing his books was the most romantic thing that ever happened to him and in return HE GAVE AWAY THE BOOKS#HE LOVES SO FUCKING MUCH FOR CROWLEY AND OH GOD OH JESUS#how am i still not normal about this show im literally box breathing and my heart is fucking POUNDING from a SHOW i cant i just cant#i need psychiatric help#good omens#good omens s2#azicrow#crowley#aziraphale#aziracrow#ineffable spouses#good omens season 2#ineffable husbands#go s2
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“Dead ahead. Don’t miss.”
((aka me realizing i’m still down bad for revalink at 3am : ^ ) when you call revali’s gale in the dark beast ganon fight so you can take the final shot together 👌 close up under cut!))
Edit: @ginneke wrote an amazing fic inspired by this piece here!
#breath of the wild#botw#link#revali#revalink#ace draws#totk comes out next month and i can't stop thinking about tHEM#revali can't be hylia's chosen one but he can be her knight's 😌#i WILL wax poetic abt these 2 idiots forever and you CAN'T stop me
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Bug Catcher Methods
Bug Fact: Bees have their ears located on their front legs!
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#Dewi: :3#Hornet: >:(#Ghost: O O#comments and interaction is appreciated :D#Hornet knows she can't defeat the Beast. But she can at least negotiate#I absolutely love drawing this little comic series. It's such a fun breath of fresh air!#There will be probably about 3-5 more updates in the series. But im having fun!#hollow knight#hollow knight comic#hollow knight au#little ghost#hollow knight hornet#hollow knight knight#my art#art#Dewi's Adventures in Hollow Knight
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while i'm still in the dnd mood i present my big orange priest, you know the one. bottom pic is a few years old now
#jokingly i asked the dm if he could have the other famous copper dragon breath weapon instead of the normal one dragonborns get#so his breath weapon is actually a 'slow' gas. basically he exhales weed smoke on command#but can't get high himself#copper dragonborn
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